In the Court of public opinion
THE PEOPLE vs. KEVIN
Charge
no sugar in dough
The prosecution
john
deliberately didn't put sugar in dough
The defense
kevin
Plea: GUILTY
i admit it was ridiculous
The verdict is in
GUILTY
1 jurors participated.
100.0% GUILTY · 0.0% NOT GUILTY
The People have spoken.
Sentencing
Order of the Court
The Court hereby orders
Do a chicken dance
SO ORDERED.