THE PEOPLE vs. EMMA

Charge

Fraudulent Representation of Satisfaction Regarding Defendant's Cooking

The prosecution

JOHN

On multiple occasions, defendant said "mmm, this is really good" while the plaintiff's homemade dinner was quietly being finished off by the dog under the table. Evidence: One (1) suspiciously enthusiastic thumbs up. Zero (0) second helpings requested, ever.

The defense

EMMA

Plea: NOT GUILTY

I plead the fifth on the thumbs up, but I move to submit as evidence that I have eaten his 'experimental' cooking for six years without filing a single complaint of my own. The dog has taste. I have manners. I request the charges be dropped.

The verdict is in

ACQUITTED

1 jurors participated.

0.0% GUILTY · 100.0% NOT GUILTY

The Defendant leaves this Court with their reputation mostly intact.