In the Court of public opinion
THE PEOPLE vs. ANDREW
Charge
forgot to feed my fish
The prosecution
Jacob
forgot to feed my fish and lied about it
The defense
Andrew
Plea: GUILTY
im sorry jacob
The verdict is in
GUILTY
2 jurors participated.
100.0% GUILTY · 0.0% NOT GUILTY
The People have spoken.
Sentencing
Order of the Court
The Court hereby orders
draw gills on your body and go for a swim
SO ORDERED.